My Last Holiday Supper

So

You're all through learning when to say “Shit,” and when “Hell,”
schooled in the ins and outs of polite society.
And then you have another problem: Dinner.

Your education in theology could help.

          GOD'S HEAD PUDDING

          1 part Easter snagged in a rabbit-proof fence.

          2 parts Good Friday nailed to a god-proof cross.

          Sever.

          Marinate one week in holy water.

          Cook on high until it all boils down to this:

          Eternal Godhead on a platter—
          and one god damned slab of meat—