My Last Holiday Supper

So

You're all through learning when
to say “Shit,” and when “Hell,”
schooled in the ins and outs
of polite society.
And then you have another problem:
Dinner.

Your education in theology helps.

          GOD'S HEAD PUDDING

          1 part Easter
          snagged
          in a rabbit-proof fence.

          2 parts Good Friday
          nailed
          to a god-proof cross.

          Sever.
          Marinate in holy water one week.
          Cook on high
          until it all boils down to this:

          Eternal Godhead on a platter —
          and one god damned slab of meat —

Yum!